Oh my heck! Let me start by saying I love Britney. Even when that girl was a hot mess I was always rooting for her to come back to us. Lets just say...she has. This last album Circus is awesome and that was the theme of this concert. It was insane. --Hold, let me take a moment to say: Dear Katchie, I am so sorry that you did not get to experience this concert. You are a much bigger fan than I, being you supported the wreck of an album that was Blackout. I wish you could have been there!!
Okay how did I stumble into Britney tickets you ask?? Well it came with a price...The name of that price is Kiel (aka the ex-husband) Now, we are still civil and polite I guess. And well the date that he was taking had to bail because of the fact that her child fell ill.(thank you, wee vomitous child) so after unsuccessfully trying to find another date, he called his last resort, ME!! About the only time I was grateful I was on the bottom of his list ( it was a trend of his, dont ask) so I accepted because, umm... its Britney. I actually told him I was busy then when he mentioned Britney I said ' actually I can go'. So the entire night I had to listen to him be obnoxious, and drunk. just solidifying my decision. Oh he also got the classy dames number behind us after taking drunk pics with her, good luck with that. She asked about me and he said 'oh yeah, that's my ex-wife' umm maybe this is just me, but I would be staying clear of anyone you meet at a concert that brought his ex-wife along. Doesnt that mean, not only is something wrong with him, but he cant find anyone else to take but the ex?? But again this is just me, and look, she was CLASSY.
Anyway... to the important stuff.
The Pussycat dolls opened, and I have actually just started to become a fan of there's, I almost bought the cd the other day and didnt. I should have. And will be doing so later this week. They were actually very good. We were in the nose bleeds, but I didnt care, the stage was a circle on the floor so its not like you couldnt see everything going on all the time. So they did a few songs and then it was time for Britney..... The stage was 'sick' yes I said it sick. It was literally like a circus, before she came out, there were people suspended in the air, and on the rope things swinging around, it was like Cirque du Soleil, or what I would think that was like. It was freggin awesome. They had magic tricks, and would make Britney disappear and reappear. There was dancing with tons of backup dancers all dressed in weird circus outfits, they had little nuggets running around (yes Katch) and at one point Britney was in a large picture frame holding on to something inside as it was in the air and she was dancing in it, she also was suspended in air a bunch of times and WOW.... Lets just say it was a really good show, regardless of who I was with. Now I ended up leaving about 45 min early, or around there Im thinking. And Im not thrilled about that, I would have loved to see the entire show, then the other chick that was there said ' That was the stupidest concert I have ever been to' Really??? Idiot. What did you except, I love Britney but you didnt actually expect her to sing live, whilst dancing and being tossed the the air did you? And what exactly didnt you like? It kinda tells you from THE NAME OF THE CONCERT what to expect. So I dont know what she was expecting but we all know certain things: The sky is blue, Everybody dies, and Britney Spears will lip-sync at her concert but will give you one hell of a show... which she did. So thank you Kiel for having on one else that wanted to go with you, cause I had a blasty-blast. The drive home on the other hand was a nightmare. Darkness+torrential rain+ large truck+Celina driving=Bad news. (Im not the best driver as it is, ohh... and Im blind) I think I almost died a few times last night. But I choose to risk it then has a drunk drive. Thanks. So in short, next time B.Spears comes to concert I might spend the $100 dollars for a ticket, because it was the best show I think I have ever seen. I didnt bring a camera, I was cursing all night. But I dont know if you were allowed them anyway cause a few were confiscated. Who know...
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Breakin the law!!
So now that I posted about nothing and bored you all, I found something. These are real laws in Utah, apparently law makers have way to much time on there hands. They are hilarious, and makes you wonder 'Why would they even make that a law?' Its from the website http://www.dumblaws.com/ this is my new fav website.
*It is against the law to fish from horseback.
*It is illegal not to drink milk.-Oooh Jess!! You are so goin down!
*It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
*Birds have the right of way on all highways.-Umm, cant they just fly over us?
*A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.- I shall remember this the next time I wed.
*You’re not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.- Well Im pretty sure Dr. Pepper brags about having 23 things in it, illegal? Yes, it is.
*It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.
*It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.- What??-I guess thats why they always ask you...
*It is considered an offense to hunt whales.- I know I would be offended
*No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.-But as long as no one is dying, have at it!!
*Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.-I find that in emergencies is when I need alcohol the most, what to do....
*Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer.
*Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed.-Well after the whole Mike Tyson fiasco....
*It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.-Dang itttttt, I had a pretty good one too.
Kaysville-
You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark.
Logan-
Women may not swear-Good thing I dont live in Logan...
Monroe-
Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.- I wonder if they allow Dirty Dancing to be watched in Monroe...
Provo-
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.-pay up people
Salt Lake County-
No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.-Who did this? And who was pissed about it??
Auctions may not be advertised by hiring trombone players to play on the street.-Well thats just silly.
Tremonton-
It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.-K, First I cant have the sex while the ambulance is being used for emergencies, now I cant have the sex while its moving?? Your taking all the fun out of it!!! and guess what, Lil.Kim and Christina would be pissed that only the woman gets named for this!!!- What happened to the man is charged with anything his wife does in his presence?? Jeez I'm glad its 2009 and not 1951.
*It is against the law to fish from horseback.
*It is illegal not to drink milk.-Oooh Jess!! You are so goin down!
*It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
*Birds have the right of way on all highways.-Umm, cant they just fly over us?
*A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.- I shall remember this the next time I wed.
*You’re not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.- Well Im pretty sure Dr. Pepper brags about having 23 things in it, illegal? Yes, it is.
*It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.
*It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.- What??-I guess thats why they always ask you...
*It is considered an offense to hunt whales.- I know I would be offended
*No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.-But as long as no one is dying, have at it!!
*Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.-I find that in emergencies is when I need alcohol the most, what to do....
*Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer.
*Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed.-Well after the whole Mike Tyson fiasco....
*It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.-Dang itttttt, I had a pretty good one too.
Kaysville-
You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark.
Logan-
Women may not swear-Good thing I dont live in Logan...
Monroe-
Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.- I wonder if they allow Dirty Dancing to be watched in Monroe...
Provo-
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.-pay up people
Salt Lake County-
No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.-Who did this? And who was pissed about it??
Auctions may not be advertised by hiring trombone players to play on the street.-Well thats just silly.
Tremonton-
It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.-K, First I cant have the sex while the ambulance is being used for emergencies, now I cant have the sex while its moving?? Your taking all the fun out of it!!! and guess what, Lil.Kim and Christina would be pissed that only the woman gets named for this!!!- What happened to the man is charged with anything his wife does in his presence?? Jeez I'm glad its 2009 and not 1951.
Nothing new....
So pretty much just as the title of this wonderful entry says, I have nothing new going on. I apologize for being super lame and not fun to read about, but thats my life!! I would like to apologize for this entry its kinda out there, so reader beware... I am pretty bored today, and after informing Katie via email about my schedule to get 100 oz of water per day (that turned out like a math story problem) she told me to update my blog. So here you go. These were my findings:
If I take 10 gulps of water, it is a third of my water bottle so therefore 10gulps = drinking 1 time, which means it takes 3 times or 30 gulps to finish 1 bottle. Which also mean that to get to my 100 oz, it takes 12times or 120 gulps to get 4 bottles, which is the goal. I do better with a schedule so here we go, If I drink 1 time every half hour it will only take 6 hours to get the water I want, therefore leaving the rest of the day to drink other liquid or get extra water. Here will be my schedule broken down into times per bottle.
10 1130 1 230
10:30 12 130 3
11 1230 2 330
So in theory, I will be done drinking water by 330. But taking into consideration if I do the gym during lunch I would take my 10gulps at 11, leave, and not have the 10gulps till noon, so now this pushes me to 4pm
Also take into consideration that I start the water consumption at 10 because of coffee drinking time. Now... a new thought has sprung into my head, I have been trying to do the gym in the morning, the few times this has happened I usually get a bottle done before or right after getting to work, but I will still be starting the regular consumption as stated above. I wonder how much water I can have before dying of water poisoning.....I'll need to google that.
Really?? Yes Im that awesome right now. Jealous??
Oh heavens....Im freezing right now, the fingers are having problems typing. Jeez... At least its just raining not snowing. Seriously people I got nothin to talk about!!! Thinking....Thinking.... Nope, nothin.
Oooh! I made sloppy jo's last night for dinner, (or sloppy hoe's if we're speaking Joe, which we normally are) can you say effing delish!! I also made oven fries, courteous of Rachael Ray (loves her) and how adorable am I? Strawberry shortcake, yep....turns out SOMEONE doesnt like strawberries, so Im sure I'll end up eating it all myself, good thing I got the big round loaf of angel food cake and not just the precious little cup angel food cakes, cause it was a better deal. Katie had some, I'll make her eat the rest with me it cant be that bad for you, hellllooooo its strawberries, and did you know that whipped topping only has 25 calories in it?? Yeah its true, I'll be eating a spoonful of just that when I get home.
Umm yeah, hi. The Hills started on Monday. Best. Show. Ever. Lauren has turned a new leaf and isnt going to let people walk all over her, or at least I gathered this being the fact she was a real big biatch about Heidi coming to her party that was on a boat so no one could leave!! HAHA. I heart this show. I believe its the last season and can I just say those writers are not letting us down!!! Drama, drama, drama. Yes, people I do think that its a tad scripted. But I do not care its good quality television. A tip of the hat to you, MTV, Bravo.
Alright people, well Im done talking about nothing, sorry to waste the last 10 min of your life as you wonder when Im getting to the point. I dont have one. Also please send requests to get the last ten min of your life back to someone who can give it to you. The Lord. Thanks. 'Excuse me, do you know the Lord?' 'I do.' LOL, courtesy of America's top model-yet one more quality show.... Bye (really this time)
If I take 10 gulps of water, it is a third of my water bottle so therefore 10gulps = drinking 1 time, which means it takes 3 times or 30 gulps to finish 1 bottle. Which also mean that to get to my 100 oz, it takes 12times or 120 gulps to get 4 bottles, which is the goal. I do better with a schedule so here we go, If I drink 1 time every half hour it will only take 6 hours to get the water I want, therefore leaving the rest of the day to drink other liquid or get extra water. Here will be my schedule broken down into times per bottle.
10 1130 1 230
10:30 12 130 3
11 1230 2 330
So in theory, I will be done drinking water by 330. But taking into consideration if I do the gym during lunch I would take my 10gulps at 11, leave, and not have the 10gulps till noon, so now this pushes me to 4pm
Also take into consideration that I start the water consumption at 10 because of coffee drinking time. Now... a new thought has sprung into my head, I have been trying to do the gym in the morning, the few times this has happened I usually get a bottle done before or right after getting to work, but I will still be starting the regular consumption as stated above. I wonder how much water I can have before dying of water poisoning.....I'll need to google that.
Really?? Yes Im that awesome right now. Jealous??
Oh heavens....Im freezing right now, the fingers are having problems typing. Jeez... At least its just raining not snowing. Seriously people I got nothin to talk about!!! Thinking....Thinking.... Nope, nothin.
Oooh! I made sloppy jo's last night for dinner, (or sloppy hoe's if we're speaking Joe, which we normally are) can you say effing delish!! I also made oven fries, courteous of Rachael Ray (loves her) and how adorable am I? Strawberry shortcake, yep....turns out SOMEONE doesnt like strawberries, so Im sure I'll end up eating it all myself, good thing I got the big round loaf of angel food cake and not just the precious little cup angel food cakes, cause it was a better deal. Katie had some, I'll make her eat the rest with me it cant be that bad for you, hellllooooo its strawberries, and did you know that whipped topping only has 25 calories in it?? Yeah its true, I'll be eating a spoonful of just that when I get home.
Umm yeah, hi. The Hills started on Monday. Best. Show. Ever. Lauren has turned a new leaf and isnt going to let people walk all over her, or at least I gathered this being the fact she was a real big biatch about Heidi coming to her party that was on a boat so no one could leave!! HAHA. I heart this show. I believe its the last season and can I just say those writers are not letting us down!!! Drama, drama, drama. Yes, people I do think that its a tad scripted. But I do not care its good quality television. A tip of the hat to you, MTV, Bravo.
Alright people, well Im done talking about nothing, sorry to waste the last 10 min of your life as you wonder when Im getting to the point. I dont have one. Also please send requests to get the last ten min of your life back to someone who can give it to you. The Lord. Thanks. 'Excuse me, do you know the Lord?' 'I do.' LOL, courtesy of America's top model-yet one more quality show.... Bye (really this time)
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Major Frustration
Okay.... Im going to attempt to make this a positive sandwich so Im not to Debbie downer for everyone.
Positive: I still have a job!! Yay me!! I dont know how I still am employed but thank the Lord I am. I think its pretty much because I have taken on a bunch of work that no one else wants, so Im pretty busy. So I am not in crisis. At least for another 3 months, then Im sure we'll be back to layoffs. Awesome. Turns out the economy is real good right. now. :)
Negative: I need a new body. Seriously. People, lets just get some history here. I AM 24!! I should be able to do any physical activity I want!! But oh dont worry my knee is still giving me trouble, mostly in the morning when its cold, yeah I guess Im 72 and need Bengay. Really, I've been using Tiger Balm patches to put on my knee to warm it up before running. I smell like a old folks home. If its not my knee bothering me its the upper thigh. On the same leg. I try to go running on my lunch, usually by this time the knee is doing okay, but after running, Im still in major pain, and limping from the thigh. Like sharp pains cutting down my leg. Its real nice.
I have been trying to go to the gym in the morning so I dont have to deal with the herds of people after work (thanks a lot Gold's gym, you really didnt need 12th street) Well it rarely happens cause well, I hate mornings. To my amazement Katie was able to get me out of bed this morning and I went. Good thing I was able to run about a lap on the tread mil. Yeah. A lap. the entire time feeling as if my knee was going to explode. So I walked on a incline. Then I was going to do Body Attack. I did 15 min people. Its not even running really, but I couldnt even bend my knee or jog to the front of the class whilst pumping my fists in front of me. Am I meant to live a life where I am in constant pain while trying to do physical activity?? If so I am going to be a load by the time Im 26. Really. I dont even know what to do anymore. I NEED to loose 10 lbs. At least. I shooting for 15-20 that would be ideal, but really how in the bejesus am I supposed to accomplish this if I cant even run anymore. Now 2 years ago you tell me not to run, I would have been okay with that. Cause I was very thin, and hated running. Turns out Im starting to enjoy it, and just because I enjoy running now, my body hates me and doesnt want me to enjoy life. Oh BTW I even went to the doctor for the knee, she told me pretty much nothing, she told me to scrunch a towel with my toes to strengthen my arch. Really? Really? I bought $100 pair of running shoes, and nothing is helping. Im getting super pissed. Anyway enough of my loathing in self pity.
Positive: I am kinda seeing someone! And by kinda I mean Katie asks everyday if he is my boyfriend yet, apparently we hang out quite a bit. I'm a bit hesitant to take it any farther right now. You know with the whole divorce thing. I really didnt want to get serious with anyone for at least a year, and just date around and work on myself. Turns out he is a great guy and very unexpected. I havent been on a date with anyone else but him, since we first went out and I dont really want to. Yes Jessica I do like him. Quit asking. He is a friend of Jessica's boyfriend, they kinda set us up. But yeah, its going well and I guess I'll just let it go where ever it might go. I'm just really trying to focus on the fact that I have some issues with relationships that I need to work out. I love the idea of a relationship, and I am pretty much always in one, but Im not good at them. Im starting to realize some of the things that I do, and so hopefully I can work past those and not hurt anyone else. I tend to do that to people. So fret not Jess, Im trying to work on that. Anyway
Really long blog (sorry) short: I still have a job, my body hates me + zero weight loss= major frustration, I seeing someone who is a really good guy.
Positive: I still have a job!! Yay me!! I dont know how I still am employed but thank the Lord I am. I think its pretty much because I have taken on a bunch of work that no one else wants, so Im pretty busy. So I am not in crisis. At least for another 3 months, then Im sure we'll be back to layoffs. Awesome. Turns out the economy is real good right. now. :)
Negative: I need a new body. Seriously. People, lets just get some history here. I AM 24!! I should be able to do any physical activity I want!! But oh dont worry my knee is still giving me trouble, mostly in the morning when its cold, yeah I guess Im 72 and need Bengay. Really, I've been using Tiger Balm patches to put on my knee to warm it up before running. I smell like a old folks home. If its not my knee bothering me its the upper thigh. On the same leg. I try to go running on my lunch, usually by this time the knee is doing okay, but after running, Im still in major pain, and limping from the thigh. Like sharp pains cutting down my leg. Its real nice.
I have been trying to go to the gym in the morning so I dont have to deal with the herds of people after work (thanks a lot Gold's gym, you really didnt need 12th street) Well it rarely happens cause well, I hate mornings. To my amazement Katie was able to get me out of bed this morning and I went. Good thing I was able to run about a lap on the tread mil. Yeah. A lap. the entire time feeling as if my knee was going to explode. So I walked on a incline. Then I was going to do Body Attack. I did 15 min people. Its not even running really, but I couldnt even bend my knee or jog to the front of the class whilst pumping my fists in front of me. Am I meant to live a life where I am in constant pain while trying to do physical activity?? If so I am going to be a load by the time Im 26. Really. I dont even know what to do anymore. I NEED to loose 10 lbs. At least. I shooting for 15-20 that would be ideal, but really how in the bejesus am I supposed to accomplish this if I cant even run anymore. Now 2 years ago you tell me not to run, I would have been okay with that. Cause I was very thin, and hated running. Turns out Im starting to enjoy it, and just because I enjoy running now, my body hates me and doesnt want me to enjoy life. Oh BTW I even went to the doctor for the knee, she told me pretty much nothing, she told me to scrunch a towel with my toes to strengthen my arch. Really? Really? I bought $100 pair of running shoes, and nothing is helping. Im getting super pissed. Anyway enough of my loathing in self pity.
Positive: I am kinda seeing someone! And by kinda I mean Katie asks everyday if he is my boyfriend yet, apparently we hang out quite a bit. I'm a bit hesitant to take it any farther right now. You know with the whole divorce thing. I really didnt want to get serious with anyone for at least a year, and just date around and work on myself. Turns out he is a great guy and very unexpected. I havent been on a date with anyone else but him, since we first went out and I dont really want to. Yes Jessica I do like him. Quit asking. He is a friend of Jessica's boyfriend, they kinda set us up. But yeah, its going well and I guess I'll just let it go where ever it might go. I'm just really trying to focus on the fact that I have some issues with relationships that I need to work out. I love the idea of a relationship, and I am pretty much always in one, but Im not good at them. Im starting to realize some of the things that I do, and so hopefully I can work past those and not hurt anyone else. I tend to do that to people. So fret not Jess, Im trying to work on that. Anyway
Really long blog (sorry) short: I still have a job, my body hates me + zero weight loss= major frustration, I seeing someone who is a really good guy.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Edward, I'll get in your car anytime...
So, not much has been happening in the life of Celina as of late, but I thought why not update my one reader. Lets see.... Oh! I got bangs. I was nervous, I was, but we all know Katchie is a miracle worker so they look gorg. At least thats what people have been telling me. Well some people. I have also got that I look Asian and like Cleopatra. Hmmm, interesting. This weekend was very busy. Friday I had to borrow the ex's truck which turned out okay till I gave it back and somehow its my fault that the cardboard in the back was flying out all over the freeway and he had to stop to pick it up. Hilarious. Except the fact that he told me I could leave it in there. Whatever. Dont be a dick. Thanks. I ended up getting a new bed. I needed a new mattress something serious. I dont even know how old the mattress I had was and I woke up every day with major back pain. No Bueno. So I went and got a new mattress, of course the guy selling it to me thought Katie and I were lesbians. Why wouldn't you?? Apparently girls can no longer go shopping for things with friends cause people will assume lesbian. Really the guy said 'oh yea thats a really good mattress, when she gets into bed you wont even feel any movement' Uhh what? I just laughed hysterically cause there was nothing else I could do. Then we went to Katie's fav place Ikea and got a new bed and dresser. Came home attempted to put it together before leaving for Vic's bday dinner at 5.
Umm this Friday at midnight something great happened. Twilight came out on video. Shut up. I love this movie. I love Edward, and can I say I almost love him more now that he is in the comfort of my own living room?? Yeah. its true. Lordy he is gorg. We went to Katchie's Saturday to watch it but Katie and I ended up leaving early because I thought my head and eyes were going to explode in pain. Sorry Katch. :( But so we bought it and watched it in full Sunday. This was the 4th time Katie and I have seen this movie. Dont judge us we have little in this world to hold on to! But can I just say the hottest thing he says in this movie is when he saves her from being rapped and pillaged and tells her to 'Get in the car' hold on I need a moment... Jeez its hot. I need for someone to say that to me just as he does. Except I would probably say ' Uhh dont talk to me like that!' haha but not if it was Edward! And just for future reference for anyone out there reading. If anyone ever says to me 'I dont have the strength to stay away from you anymore' its over, we are getting married and Im having your babies. NOT. A. JOKE. Im pretty much obsessed with this movie. Everyone should see it and read the books.
Lastly, I have taken on a pretty accurate resemblence to Roudolph. Its hot. Just a note to guys. Shave. It helps everyone out.
Oh, also I'm probably losing my job again on the 30th. Look for me on 25th. I'll be the one with the red nose. Thanks.
Umm this Friday at midnight something great happened. Twilight came out on video. Shut up. I love this movie. I love Edward, and can I say I almost love him more now that he is in the comfort of my own living room?? Yeah. its true. Lordy he is gorg. We went to Katchie's Saturday to watch it but Katie and I ended up leaving early because I thought my head and eyes were going to explode in pain. Sorry Katch. :( But so we bought it and watched it in full Sunday. This was the 4th time Katie and I have seen this movie. Dont judge us we have little in this world to hold on to! But can I just say the hottest thing he says in this movie is when he saves her from being rapped and pillaged and tells her to 'Get in the car' hold on I need a moment... Jeez its hot. I need for someone to say that to me just as he does. Except I would probably say ' Uhh dont talk to me like that!' haha but not if it was Edward! And just for future reference for anyone out there reading. If anyone ever says to me 'I dont have the strength to stay away from you anymore' its over, we are getting married and Im having your babies. NOT. A. JOKE. Im pretty much obsessed with this movie. Everyone should see it and read the books.
Lastly, I have taken on a pretty accurate resemblence to Roudolph. Its hot. Just a note to guys. Shave. It helps everyone out.
Oh, also I'm probably losing my job again on the 30th. Look for me on 25th. I'll be the one with the red nose. Thanks.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
A few more things...
I forgot to mention a few things about life when I wrote earlier. May 25th something spectacular is happening. What you ask?? No Doubt in concert at the E Center with who opening??? PARAMORE!!! SHUT YOUR FACE UP RIGHT NOW!! I heart Paramore, and if you dont know of who I speak.... Shame on you! They are so good they have 2 songs on the Twilight soundtrack along with other fantastic CD's. Seriously if you do not know them I suggest you leave your house right now, drive to the nearest music store and purchase Paramore's Riot CD. I'll wait....... I've had it for over a year and can still listen everyday without it getting old. I think I do listen everyday actually. The 2 songs on the Twilight soundtrack are 'Decode', and 'I caught myself'. Listen people listen.
The other thing I forgot to mention:
4 tweezers
3 hair ties
1000 bobby pins
a pencil
eyeshadow
a long straw looking thing
a big ball of candle wax
and an assortment of varies things that were unidentifiable.
What do all of these things have in common you ask?? They were at the bottom of my sink! I swear the only exaggeration there is there were a few less than 1000 bobby pins. SICK!! The sink has had trouble draining since we had a mishap with the candle that is by the sink. We no longer light it. Katie bought some liquid plumber, and it made it worse. Katie was thinking of writing a stern letter to liquid plumber because the bottle says 'Satisfaction Guaranteed' and we were not satisfied. So we decided to be plumbers Sunday night and take the U looking thingy off the thing under the sink (Im pretty profesh at knowing plumbing terms). We thought this was going to be a big deal. Turns out the U thingy comes off quite easily (good to know) and these are all the things we found. Liquid Plumber didnt stand a chance. Needless to say she will not be writing that letter.... In other news Katie and I are now taking up small plumbing needs if anyone has a U looking thingy they need fixed. The transformation to lesbeans is almost complete!
The other thing I forgot to mention:
4 tweezers
3 hair ties
1000 bobby pins
a pencil
eyeshadow
a long straw looking thing
a big ball of candle wax
and an assortment of varies things that were unidentifiable.
What do all of these things have in common you ask?? They were at the bottom of my sink! I swear the only exaggeration there is there were a few less than 1000 bobby pins. SICK!! The sink has had trouble draining since we had a mishap with the candle that is by the sink. We no longer light it. Katie bought some liquid plumber, and it made it worse. Katie was thinking of writing a stern letter to liquid plumber because the bottle says 'Satisfaction Guaranteed' and we were not satisfied. So we decided to be plumbers Sunday night and take the U looking thingy off the thing under the sink (Im pretty profesh at knowing plumbing terms). We thought this was going to be a big deal. Turns out the U thingy comes off quite easily (good to know) and these are all the things we found. Liquid Plumber didnt stand a chance. Needless to say she will not be writing that letter.... In other news Katie and I are now taking up small plumbing needs if anyone has a U looking thingy they need fixed. The transformation to lesbeans is almost complete!
Oh to be 24....
So turns out last Saturday (March 7th) was my b-day. The big 24!! Apparently I am the only one who thinks that this is not that big of a deal. People after 21 the next big b-day is 25 when you look at your quarter of a century of life and wonder 'What am I doing with my life!!!!' and have a pre-mid life crisis. I still have a year for that. So we didnt really do all that much. Friday I went to dinner and a movie, (watchmen) pretty good, but 3 hours of blue men penis. Which...whatever fine by me I guess, it was kinda nice to not see boobs all over the screen. Not that peeps is that hot to look at.... anyway getting off the point there! Then Saturday we went to Famous Daves ( my fav place in the whole world!) which was delish. (Dear Mr. Dave, a tip of the hat to you and your freggin amazing BBQ sauce!) Then we ventured to Katchie and Jeff's, Katch was in Vegas so she was missed, but we watched the fights, Then at 1130 my sweet dear sister Jess said it was time to go to Rumors (Everybody RUMORS!!!!) which I had stated many times throughout the evening (even though she denies this ) that I didnt feel like going. I was good with chillin where we were and drinking bev's there or at someone elses house. I had a major whole-head headache going on. The kind that goes from the back of your neck clear to your eyeballs. ( No good people). She of course declined. So Mark and I drove separately (because not everyone can fit in one car!) and we "went to get gas" and ended up watching a movie on the couch, where I also changed into sweats. So it was a pretty good night! Of couse I was receiving hateful text messages all night about how lame I was. Well next year I'll be sure to have a huge bash to celebrate my quarter century of doing nothing with my life. So until then, deal with it!! Love you Jess!!! But I did get some pretty awesome makeup from my awesome sister! So I love you even more for that!! Oh and Mace! Also thank you to Katie for the sweet Cardigan and book, and Katchie for the cute shirt (medium was perfect) and everyone else who showered me with gifts!!! It was a really good b-day regardless of my not wanting to go to Rumors (Everybody RUMORS!!!) Ask Mace about that.
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